Here lie the immortal remains of one of my early lotrips projects. It was MIA from this site for a long time, for two reasons: one, I'm afraid of Anne Rice's fic gestapo; and two, it's no longer being written. But I was assured that it should be here, and I've always been attached to it, so now it gets a shrine of its own. It's quite dated now, in fandom terms, and not all the jokes work anymore, but it has its moments and I still love it dearly.

This is a parody of Interview With The Vampire starring the OT3 (with a few cameos). It is rated PG-13 for sex and hair-tossing. Let me reiterate: This story will never be finished. Never ever ever. And if you can guess who the Special Guest Star of chapter 4 is, you get a bottle of Guinness. (Not really.)

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The banner at top was drawn by a friend of mine for this story. Dun steel kthx.